big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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There’s a difference between

staypozitive:

• Thinking someone is cute
• Having a crush on someone
• Being interested in someone
• Liking someone
• Loving someone
• Being in love with someone

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gays-gleeks:

sorry not sorry..

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phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

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kili-at-my-service:

no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO

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milakuntits:

wvnderbar:

that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable

#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor

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ivyo:

goodnightfoggy:

Still my favorite tweet of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I’m really glad that Julia was the OP of this post.

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doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

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darvillers:

#he looks like a petulant 12 year old telling his mom that he doesn’t like that anymore, that’s for babies #like amy pls schemes are for babies #do I LOOK like I’m 900 years old? #I’m a 100% adult timelord now thank you very much #pls you’re not even my real mom 

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nanalew:

toldyouamilliontimes:

blogathan:

idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose

pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.

And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.

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asheathes:

I honestly don’t care if you respond with “I don’t read” if I ask you what your favourite book is because I understand that not everyone likes to read but if you scoff and say “I don’t read” and act like you’re better than everyone because you don’t read then I will probably punch you in the face

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whosaidsuperwholock:

someone in this room has Destiel as their otp

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